Monday, 10 April 2017

Monday's Meme of the Week

I recently decided to go back on my decision to "stay out of it" on Facebook. Why? Because I am fucking FURIOUS about what's going on in America right now, that's why.

Since trying to keep everything political out of my newsfeed clearly didn't work, fuck it. Here we go...


Sunday, 9 April 2017

A Song for Sunday: twenty one pilots - Message Man

I'm just a little obssessed (translation: very, very) with this band at the moment.

This is the twenty one pilots song I couldn't get out of my head this weekend: 



Please use discretion
When you're messing with the message man
These lyrics aren't for everyone
Only few understand
(lyrics from: Google Play Music)

Monday, 3 April 2017

Monday's Meme of the Week

I don't really have a favourite this week so I'm going to share the one that was the most popular on my Facebook page:


It occurs to me that my friends are a little perverted. I like it. ;)

Tuesday, 28 March 2017

Acceptance #3 of 2017

My short, "Walks Home Alone at Night", has been accepted and will be part of the 'Alternative Truths' anthology.

"Walks Home Alone at Night" explores what it means to be an American woman during the Trump presidency.

These days, it doesn't take much to make the jump from horror to political satire, eh?

Wednesday, 1 March 2017

What I've Been Watching: February 2017

The Evil in Us ⭐⭐
Big Bang Theory, season 4 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Class, season 1 ⭐⭐
Big Bang Theory, season 5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Sing ⭐⭐
Resident Evil: Final Chapter ⭐⭐⭐
SuperBowl LI ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Big Bang Theory, season 6 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
When Live TV Goes Horribly Wrong ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Into the Storm ⭐⭐
Black Sails, season 1 ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Equals ⭐⭐
An Incredible Fear of Everything ⭐
Source Code ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Suicide Squad ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (runner-up)
Deadpool ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Knight and Day 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
A Cure for Wellness ⭐
The Lego Batman Movie ⭐⭐⭐⭐
50 Shades of Grey ⭐⭐
Death in Paradise, season 6 ⭐⭐⭐⭐

This month's winner: Knight and Day. I can't get enough of this movie. It's HOT - which is weird, because, you know... Tom Cruise. Not someone who normally works for me.

What I'm into right now: action, especially spies and superheroes. Can you suggest anything good?

Tuesday, 7 February 2017

Launch Day: A Long Time Dead

My second collection of short stories, 'A Long Time Dead', is now available in both print and eBook. Grab your copy today!



Where you can buy the eBook: 
Amazon: http://amzn.eu/7OBFvrH
Barnes and Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-long-time-dead-wondra-vanian/1125551692?ean=2940157584641


Where you can buy the print book: 
Amazon: http://amzn.eu/0hlowxz
Barnes and Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/a-long-time-dead-wondra-vanian/1125551692?ean=9781946072276

Where you can buy the audio book: 
Amazon: http://amzn.eu/0L9YzOX

As a special Launch Day treat, enjoy this excerpt from "The Fallibility of God":
Sometimes, rumors spread so widely – permeate society so completely – that even the poor schmucks they're about start to believe them. 
Just ask God. 
A rumor started, a long, long time ago now, that God is infallible. Perfect. Omniscient. Completely untrue, of course, but it sounded good, which is how rumors take off. 
If God were infallible, there wouldn't be floods that destroy entire towns. If he were perfect, there wouldn't be murderers and psychopaths wandering the streets. If he were omniscient, certain creatures would never have been created. 
Take zombies, for example. 
There would be no zombies today if God were as all-knowing and all powerful as the rumors would have him be. He would have seen the error of his ways, before he made them, and he would have spared the world countless centuries of fear and uncertainty. 

Launch Day: The Call/Welcome to the Dance

Thirteen O'Clock Press's double anthology feature, The Call/Welcome to the Dance, is now available!


My YA short story, "A Dance With Death" is part of this awesome antho. Get it here: http://www.horrifiedpress.com/