22.Love is never
unconditional. (And rarely reciprocal.)
21.People stop caring
about your birthday when you stop bringing cupcakes to class.
20. The cliché is
true: There's no smoke without fire.
19. You CAN get through
life without being able to cook.
18. No one will ever
care about you more than they care about themselves.
17. All politicians are
evil.
16. You never know what
you can do until you try.
15. It doesn't matter
what you do today because in 100 years no one will give a damn.
14. Secrets are
weapons; never give them out to be used on yourself.
13. Life is hard,
anyone who tells you differently is either rich or on drugs.
12. People never
compliment you unless they want something in return.
11. Buffy was right:
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.
10. Blood isn't enough
to make a family.
9. You have to gamble
big to win big.
8. Hope is for people
who have nothing left to live for.
7. Sometimes the people
we hate are the ones most like ourselves.
6. You CAN teach an old
dog new tricks, people who say you can't are too lazy to try.
5. Love is incredibly
beautiful, and incredibly painful.
4. Never say "It
won't happen to me." The Powers That Be consider it a challenge.
3. Men are the weaker
species, they just don't know it.
2. Famous people are
just like us. They're just better at hiding farts, faking smiles and
applying make-up.
1. Life is too short to
hold grudges but sometimes you need to fight to appreciate it.
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