Wednesday, 22 May 2013

*sigh*

Here's an actual conversation I had with a waiter recently...

Waiter: What would you like?
Me: What have you got in the way of bourbon?
Waiter: (pause) Uh... (pause) We have Jack Daniels? That's (pause) like bourbon, right?
Me: (stare) Oh, honey... go away and send back someone who's old enough to drink.

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