I know I've seen this one before but it's just too good to pass up:
I mean... Edgar Allan Poe and Queen? What fight isn't that going to win?
Also, because it's something that really gets my goat, "The Raven" is probably my favourite poem of all time AND IT RHYMES. (Sorry. It's just this beef I have with people who look down on rhyming poetry.) Are you going to tell me Edgar Allan Poe was a hack? That "The Raven" isn't an amazing poem?
That's what I thought.