So I've been home about two weeks and I've been either too lazy or too ill to update. I'm back without any problems and I'm allowed to stay and work for the next two years.
I had a job interview yesterday at one of the UK's top ten law firms. (Obviously for a secretary position.) I don't know if I have a chance or not and I won't know for weeks yet. So, I went to Plan B and sent my CV in to the local theater as well.
The job hunt is on.