Every now and then we all have a moment of sheer insanity. Let me share mine with you:
I was sitting in the toilet today, on the toilet, actually and happened to look down. Written, in big red letters on the tag on the inside of my thong was the following warning: "Keep away from fire."
What? What? I was dumbfounded. Keep away from fire....
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY THE HELL I WOULD EVER CONSIDER LIGHTING MY ASS ON FIRE?!?!?!
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