Monday, 23 January 2012

Book Review: My Hot Bedtime Stories (Volume 1) by Laura B. Cooper

The only word I can use to describe this novella is juvenile. Honestly? It reads like a pre-teen boy's wet dream. This isn't an excerpt from the novel, just an example of what it's like:

I wanted him to fuck me. He slid his hot cock into my wet pussy. It was wonderful.

I threw up in my mouth a little bit just writing that. I don't know how the author of this short story collection managed to keep her dinner down...

Speaking of which... I actually had my doubts that the author actually IS a woman. Seriously. I have never - in my whole life - heard a single woman say "I love to suck cock!" - much less say it the four or five times she does in this novella.

Also, to call her an author is an over-statement. There was only just enough story to lead into the sex and nothing besides. Am I asking too much of written porn? Maybe I am - but what I want is an excellent fucking story (pardon the pun) with some nasty sex. Please? Anyone...?

Needless to say, there was nothing hot about these bedtime stories and I most definitely will NOT be looking for the next volume.

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