Seven Day Detox: Day One

The hubs and I decided that, after a summer full of junk food and laziness, it was time to cleanse our systems. Okay... JAY decided - but, since he does the cooking and buys the groceries, I kind of had to go along. 

No chocolate, no pop, no junk food. For seven whole days. 

Am I happy about this? 

...

Are you kidding? Hell no.

I could seriously cut a fucker for a can of Coke right now. Plus, I've had a headache all day long and generally feel like crap. 

But no one is dead. 

I'm hanging on to that. No one is dead. Yet. We'll check the body count again tomorrow...